Utility to drain the water from your hard drive
Given the day, I just wanted to point to a little old joke utility that made its way around back in the day.
It is a small little program called "drain". One would leave it running, and when activated it would claim that it needs to drain the water from your hard drive. It will access the drive for a little while and exit when it is "finished". On emulators or faster hardware you won't see the disk access.
Since it is not worthy of Winworld, I threw it up on Vetusware:
http://vetusware.com/download/Drain%20C ... /?id=13527
An older "A: drive" version is here:
http://cd.textfiles.com/internetconnect ... /drain.zip